Here comes The feeling You'd thought you'd Forgotten
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This is the way the world ends; not with a bang, but with a whimper.

safety-officer-barto:

badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

paradisaic:

when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

holysheerios:

holysheerios:

teddysfotos:

i just

I’m so sorry

PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT A MANGO IS BUT IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.